I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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