it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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