Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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