I wanna bring you to show and tell
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm at about main and main street
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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