oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We got so high we made milksteak
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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