I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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