That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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