For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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