Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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