:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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