so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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