oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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