As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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