Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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