I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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