my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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