porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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