Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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