his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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