mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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