Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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