i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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