she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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