Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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