Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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