Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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