I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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