Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My balls are so social today.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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