I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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