is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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