i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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