Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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