did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The uberlube is also flammable
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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