If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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