When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I supernannyed him into submission
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
