I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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