Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
