Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
