so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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