It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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