I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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