YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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