just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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