They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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