Small penises have feelings too.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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