Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
