i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
This house was built for laser tag.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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