dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
