I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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