rhymes with "ouble enetration"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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